Why Computer is better than your date

- computers can be switched off when you are finished with them

- They never say "you can't log on tonight, I have a headache"

- They remember everything you want them to remember but forget about everything you want to them to forget

- They are always wiling to listen when you talk.

- They don't get annoyed when you forget their birthday

- They are not rude to all you friends.

- They don't dump you for other people.

- They don't get jealous when you spend time with other computers.

Stuart & Linda MacFarlane